What song was this supposed to be anyway?

Please watch for my debut album, in stores soon. It’s called “I Recorded this at 2:00 a.m. Because the Baby Just Wouldn’t Sleep”. It features sleepy, half-assed versions of all your favorites, some with incorrect lyrics just to spice things up. Here’s a few:

“Let it Go”
“Silent Night”
“Let it Go”
“Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”
“Let it Go”
“The Itsy Bitsy Spider”
“Let it Go”
“Do You Wanna Build a Snowman”
“Let it Go”
“Let it Go” (This time on repeat for 30 minutes)

Also, I changed the words to “Let it Go”:

“GO TO SLEEP.

GO TO SLEEP.

YOUR MOMMY REALLY HAS HAD HER FILL.

GO TO SLEEP.

GO TO SLEEP.

IS IT SAFE TO GIVE YOU BENADRYL?

PLEASE GET TIRED.

YOU DIDN’T EVEN NAP TODAY.

MOMMY’S GONE INSANE.

WHAT SONG WAS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE ANYWAY?

Then, my sweet baby, eyes still closed in my arms, claps and says, “Yay, Momma.”

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